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Team Songs

We are the Worthing, the pride of the coast
We hate Bognor Regis and Lewes the most
We only drink vodka, we only drink beer
The Worthing boys are here...

Tra-la-la la la la-la-la, la-la-la-la [hoi!]
La-la-la, la-la-la-la [hoi!]
La-la-la, la-la-la-la [hoi!]
The Worthing boys are here

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If you want to go to heaven when you die
You need to wear a Worthing jacket and a tie
And you'll wear a little bonnet
With "we hate Bognor" on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die

Singing "I am a Rebel, not a Rock"
Singing "I am a Rebel, not a Rock"
I am a Rebel, I am Rebel
I am a Rebel not a Rock [Worthing!]

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Alan Pook's disco shoes, they are great
He can get you a pair if you're a mate
When they're on, we all know we can't lose
Alan Poo-ok's disco shoes!

Disco shoes, disco shoes, disco shoes
Disco shoes, disco shoes, disco sho-oes
Disco shoes, disco shoes, disco shoes
Alan Poo-ok's disco shoes

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Red Army [Red Army]
Red Army [Red Army]
etc, etc...

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La la la la-la-laa, la-la-laa Worthing
(Hey Jude tune)

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Player songs

For now, please check out the Profiles page for an idea on player-specific songs.

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Old songs

Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away
Now Barry Lloyd is here to stay
Oh, show me the way
To old Barn Way

Why he had to go, We all know,
They docked his pay
They did something wrong,
Now we long for Donnelly...

(sang in the dark days following Sammy's departure, to the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday")

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We wear red, we wear white
When we wear blue we play like sh*te
With a knick-knack, paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
Barry Lloyd can sod off home

(Sang in the dark days following Sammy's departure, whenever we played, and therefore lost, in the ill-fated blue kit)

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